Old School (Will Farrel, Vince Vaughn, funniest caucasians alive)

Jetson Sofa

Ima end up puttin one of these in ma crib.... cud definately see maself playin madden in that lil sexy thing right there...

Mukesh Ambani and his BILLION DOLLAR CRIB

This is the lobby which is on the 8th floor only because the first 6 floors is a parking garage for him and his staff of 600. the 7th floor is for cleaning and servicing his whips n things

On the left, got the ballroom taking up the whole floor. Bathroom on the right with the gold fixtures

The roof got 3 helipads...........


Just watch the special on cribs. He got all types of shit inside there. He don't never have to leave home.

And thats how its overlookin the city

in Mumbai, India.

"go getem"

I like these... Ima get em

They were a part of this year's dunk exchange..

My minds EYE

As my boy Jay said, "sure books can guide you but your heart defines you." So I like to look at shit like life is a expensive game for those who's hearts are rich enough to play. Don't make sense gettin mad about shit because shit is just gonna be shit. All you can do is flush it down the toilet. The other day at 3am this dumb clown(for lack of a better word) got locked out of the building and decided to knock on my roommates window maaaaaaaaaad hard(not even knowing whos window he was knocking on) and woke the house up. Now you know how black folks get when we tired. DONT FUCK WIT US WHEN WE TIRED!! LOL. I was pretty upset when all my roommate did was let him in. I felt like that was grounds for confrontation right there, but its a new world we living in. You never know whats going on in the next mans mind. I just watched a youtube video of a man in his mid-thirties taking his son on a subway train in New York. It looked like a normal father/son situation u kno. They were standing next to the door because the seats was filled up. The man had a backpack on and he was standing casually looking around; he calmly found a seat for his son(about 5, maybe 6 years old) and sat him down, but after he sat his son down he went back to standing. Where he was standing, there was a man sleeping next to him in a seat. He reached into his bookbag, pulled out a hammer, and started beatin the man damn near to death with it.... yea, and when the train stopped, the guy tried to exit the train thinking maybe that would calm homie down. But the man followed him on to the platform and kept fuckin him up, leaving his 6 year old son aboard the train by his lonesome. Damnn... Now thats some crazy shit to see your father do, that boy is gonna be a menace and it aint even his fault really.. I don't know why the world keeps getting crazier and crazier. Sometimes I think maybe we are just animals and maybe we shud stop fooling ourselves. Maybe thats what makes us all depressed and out of shape and what not lol. On another note, I wanna talk about the datin life. I like hollerin at females. Especially when theres a large group of them, sitting by the swimming pool, talking casually... and I just go over there and just.... Run that shit namean... "hey honey buns.... you like pop-tarts?" I love basketball because growing up in New York/New Jersey that was all you did as a young child until you got old enough to get laid. I played varsity all through high school; Im only 5'10" and 165 pounds but im very aggressive and quick so that makes up for my size. So now, I play the game moreso for fun and less passionately because its good for the mind. I don't take it too seriously at all anymore, the only thing I am serious about is winning because I hate losing more than I like winning. I wanna go Pro. As far as professions go, I feel like you should never retire from your craft of what you do. Whatever you do should make you feel good in your heart and you should have good dreams when you sleep at nights and it should take you to your old age. A man with a purpose lives long. Another thing I wanna talk about is humility. My mother is Jamaican and she used to always tell me this saying as a child "Humble man ride donkey." I used to laugh at her because it always sounded funny to me, but as I got older I realized that there are a handful of humble people in this world and they always are the people who live happily and fearlessly because they are not hiding behind pride, so they never feel shame. Now the folks who got they head all up they own ass are the ones that have to calculate every move they make and are stingy because they don't understand that giving is what makes you grow, instead they think someone is always trying to get "one-up" on them. Life is not a race......... Its great to be a competitor and/or a leader when it is time to do so. But Life is more than being better than the next man. Its better to compete with yourself. Because alot of times its yourself who you are really competing with but don't even know it.

A Day in the Life of Mark Andrew

I see through Facades
and hate FAKES
I dream COUPS and cars
and love tastycakes
never worried about the cake you bake
I got a bun in the oven
not a baby, just a PLAN to ESCAPE
I got YOUR GIRL pregant with MY dreams
she told me that you weren't REALISTIC enough
pipe dreams
like a fiend
I always had VISIONS of ice cream
not the shoe, just ice gleam
Some give me dirty looks
I never wipe that clean
Always been the OUTCAST
I never liked that gene
Always knew I was CAPABLE of being a KILLER
but im SMARTER than that, cuz thats what seperates us from the gorillas
im not a ANIMAL
more like a COMFORTABLE nigga
I love bein in my SKIN
cuz its DUMB to be BITTER
neva get nervous
neva come wit tha jitters
JUST DON'T MESS WIT MY MOTHER AND SISTER
its a lotta SNAKES in the grass, they go under n slither
i EXPOSE em like the crocodile hunter, NO TRIGGERS
R.I.P. to the man, i used to love dat show
wen u gotta go u gotta go
i always ride SLOW
jus so I can say hi and hello
to the homies, nerds, Gs, n hoes that I know
neva too good for the hood
neva too bad for tha burbs
NEVA TOO BRASH wit ma words
always in the middle
deep rooted HUMBLE wit a little bitta BIG SHOT in me,
but not plenty
jus enuff to have me ridin in INFINITYS
and TENDENCIES to date women in their late-hot twentys
neva POSTPONE wut cud be done in a day
cuz shit neva get done dat way
neva PROMISE tomorrow
anybody get hit wit a stray
sum go.. and sum stay
sum HANDLE BIDNESS
and sum PLAY
sum seek EDUCATION
sum GUNPLAY
sum seek WOMEN
sum GAY
sum PIMP WOMEN
n sum PAY
sum LOVE THEMSELVES
n SUM HATE
n SUM STAY HOME
MOST RUN AWAY


.............yea... we all wanna run away. but we gotta always remember where home is. gotta always remember where u came from n who you are.And neva run away from that. cuz it will always be 10 steps ahead of you wherever u go...

The Allure

The Allure of breaking the law
is just so much for me to ever ignore
I got hell knocking at the door
if life is a porshce... im tryna put the pedal to the floor
i try to keep metal on the door
so when he try to break in.... he can't even get into the doorway
take ma shotgun and blast him in the halway
make him go real far away...